Childhood Rogering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzAQu23t19A&

Work Atrocity #2

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ofc/1168081921.html


Meet and greet all visitors with a smile
Answer phones and direct calls to appropriate employees
Handle all incoming requests, enquiries and complaints
Serve as initial point of contact
Respond to all incoming emails to company public email addresses
Update and distribute employee phone list
Assist in on board facilitation of new employees
Maintain common areas
Distribute mail and packages
Maintain supplies at all stations and arrange for repair for office equipment as needed.
Assist Executive level staff as required
Special projects as needed


Requirements
- Minimum three years Reception experience or experience as a stripper or nurse
- Professional dancer or positive attitude
- Excellent written and oral communication skills
- Excellent flexibility
- Interest in sustainability
- Flexibility in a growing and evolving fun environment
- Intermediate knowledge of MS Office, especially Excel and Word; and ability to troubleshoot for our office staff

Work Atrocity #1

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ofc/1173164939.html

The salary range is 30-35K. Must be available to work 60-70 hour weeks with core office hours M-F 10-7.

This is only awesome because it's fucking Mickey Dolenz

http://sadandbeautifulworld.tumblr.com/post/47929285/when-kids-are-adorable-6-generally-children-are

Japan is grounded

Can you call a Chinese person who moved to Japan a Japanda?

Also - wut:

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/02/15/american-gay-pr0n-st.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfB5iWAOjyM&eurl=http://www.boingboing.net/2009/02/15/american-gay-pr0n-st.html

Hey look it's your Valentine's Day

http://ffffound.com/image/c2336a9f565de3f81d5d00ee40dc464684197ec7

Alfred HatchCaw

As per usual, the polish one is best

http://www.puppiesandflowers.com/archives/2009/01/hitchcocks_the_birds_posters_a.html

Goddammit Nerds

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20121538

You do it to yourself.

There are no better songs

There is no more reason to create. We are done here.

http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics

I mean it.

It's not glandular.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

You can shave the baby baby

Is apparently what the Chinese says. I guess they're encouraging/hitting on you.

http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=18529&sid=5c4e22c06c853153f48144ecba3f4022

More linke Gayleatoric, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xPN1LExu3k&eurl

Charles Mansane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2oZWpqtNi4&eurl=http://www.videosift.com/video/Charles-Mansons-Epic-Answer-24-sec

NSFW - Spanish wrestler porn

http://superwoobinda.tumblr.com/

This is what Japan thinks our President does.

Step 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Genl242_ZU8

Step 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxTsjb46ECA

What is amazing is this game, predominetly in English, was released on Japana. I assume it's because they didn't want to give us any ideas of how awesome we could become.

Some commentary, that, frankly, isn't mine, and is unimportant.

You don't have time for that.

http://www.inhabitat.com/2009/01/19/moss-carpet-by-nguyen-la-chanh/

Goat.Steal

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090123/od_nm/us_goat

You don't have time for that.

http://www.mybadpad.com/fun-stuff/10-bizarre-but-useful-appliance-combinations

I always thought NannerPuss ment something else

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJocvK4yZ0U

You don't get it, Rick.

You just don't get it.

Theramunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkp9bDGDd1w

Oh look it's your girlfriend's car

http://www.urlesque.com/2008/12/23/has-edwin-wurms-art-gained-weight/