Sunday, May 17, 2009

Childhood Rogering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzAQu23t19A&

Work Atrocity #2

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ofc/1168081921.html


Meet and greet all visitors with a smile
Answer phones and direct calls to appropriate employees
Handle all incoming requests, enquiries and complaints
Serve as initial point of contact
Respond to all incoming emails to company public email addresses
Update and distribute employee phone list
Assist in on board facilitation of new employees
Maintain common areas
Distribute mail and packages
Maintain supplies at all stations and arrange for repair for office equipment as needed.
Assist Executive level staff as required
Special projects as needed


Requirements
- Minimum three years Reception experience or experience as a stripper or nurse
- Professional dancer or positive attitude
- Excellent written and oral communication skills
- Excellent flexibility
- Interest in sustainability
- Flexibility in a growing and evolving fun environment
- Intermediate knowledge of MS Office, especially Excel and Word; and ability to troubleshoot for our office staff

Work Atrocity #1

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ofc/1173164939.html

The salary range is 30-35K. Must be available to work 60-70 hour weeks with core office hours M-F 10-7.