NSFW - Katie's a dick

She has made me see this. So must you.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/labor_day_weekend_now_with_mor.php

The internet has never forgotten 1997

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

Epnoymous: somebody said: Just let a squirrel eat a chunk of my sandwich directly out of my penis. I am an easy mark.

http://twenis.com/

Ad rants is on the rag

best line from the rant - "On the few days our bodies tell us that no spawn has grafted onto our insides, we have two options: one, to push a hard nub of cotton into our bodies with a piece of plastic shaped like a syringe; or two, to slowly and miserably secrete fluid onto an item whose sponsor has made painstaking efforts to convince us it is not a diaper."

http://www.adrants.com/2008/03/funny-how-different-things-look-when.php

Sports - actualizing metaphors like a touchdown there.

Purdy: Sharks coach ready to go
Todd McLellan, the Sharks' new coach, has not yet decorated his office. But it really ought to have a horse bit mounted on the wall. That way, McLellan could champ on it every day. Because the man is ready to go. So ready."

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_10482888

Eponymous

Killer makes most awesome high school photo ever

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/08/nyregion/08plo.html?scp=3&sq=sadek&st=cse

TRUE

From a letter from James Joyce to his wife:

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.

Tiddy Bear!

It's a pun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I&e

Eponymous

http://jengiese.blogspot.com/2008/08/oh-yeah.html