Ad rants is on the rag

best line from the rant - "On the few days our bodies tell us that no spawn has grafted onto our insides, we have two options: one, to push a hard nub of cotton into our bodies with a piece of plastic shaped like a syringe; or two, to slowly and miserably secrete fluid onto an item whose sponsor has made painstaking efforts to convince us it is not a diaper."

http://www.adrants.com/2008/03/funny-how-different-things-look-when.php