Politicallatonce

http://www.236.com/video/2008/watch_synchronized_presidentia_9857.php

Goddammit everyone

Crazy Mormons? Or crazy about Mormons?

The below is as I found it:
http://www.scari.org/mormon-hapless.html

Pregnant with fecund symbolism Joseph Smith welcomes us unto the alter of the Mormon Organ

Melchizedek Priesthood: Joseph Smith, the Mormon Organ and the Mormon Myth Machine

Unemployement Day 1

THIS IS MY FUTURE:
"Come join the fast-paced world of pet apparel!"

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ofc/891854611.html

Oh yes. Unemployement was a good decision.

DJ Spooky = AUTHOR?!

Woah, so, people have more than one interest:

Finally, on Thursday the 30th, you might join me in North Beach and hear the world-famous DJ Spooky at City Lights at 7 PM. He’ll read from and discuss the book he edited, Sound Unbound: Sampling Digital Music and Culture. Said book includes a “groundbreaking mix CD,” according to the publisher’s description, which features “Nam Jun Paik, the Dada Movement, John Cage, Sonic Youth, and many other examples of avant-garde music. Most of the CD’s content comes from the archives of Sub Rosa, a legendary record label that has been the benchmark for archival sounds since the beginnings of electronic music.” The book also features an introduction by Steve Reich and a foreword by Cory Doctorow, which might give you an idea of the contents. (Awful pun intended!)

-http://sf.metblogs.com/2008/10/24/books-upcoming-events/

I have to admit, it would be kinda nifty to see.

Just because a cat's doing it doesn't make it right

It makes it wrong.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C5KuG0gMMf8

Thank you San Francisco Chronicle

Palin also claimed religion and God had been "mocked" during the campaign, although she offered no evidence to support that.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/20/politics/p134009D09.DTL

So glad we've finally figured that out.

Eponymous

The rare SFW tag
http://www.yhchang.com/CUNNILINGUS_IN_NORTH_KOREA.html

Nightmare fuel

I am not very sneaky with this one because I think you might know what it is that you will see here:
http://www.videosift.com/video/40000-Crickets-Eat-a-Whole-Head-of-Lettuce-in-One-Hour

A certain circle of hell is full of these, everywhere, everywhere

http://www.coloribus.com/paedia/reels/2008/10/7/514025/

All of childhood was like this

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/10year_old_tennessee_boy_enlis.php

Get in adequate

http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/enindex.html

Doll fins

http://www.innespace.com/index.html

AUGH!

Art is broken

http://horsesinart.com/

Who says Martha Stewart's proposals aren't modest?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-wj6ppCYM8

Eponymous

WE ARE NOT WE!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=824_1222873258

NSFW - Katie's a dick

She has made me see this. So must you.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/labor_day_weekend_now_with_mor.php

The internet has never forgotten 1997

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

Epnoymous: somebody said: Just let a squirrel eat a chunk of my sandwich directly out of my penis. I am an easy mark.

http://twenis.com/

Ad rants is on the rag

best line from the rant - "On the few days our bodies tell us that no spawn has grafted onto our insides, we have two options: one, to push a hard nub of cotton into our bodies with a piece of plastic shaped like a syringe; or two, to slowly and miserably secrete fluid onto an item whose sponsor has made painstaking efforts to convince us it is not a diaper."

http://www.adrants.com/2008/03/funny-how-different-things-look-when.php

Sports - actualizing metaphors like a touchdown there.

Purdy: Sharks coach ready to go
Todd McLellan, the Sharks' new coach, has not yet decorated his office. But it really ought to have a horse bit mounted on the wall. That way, McLellan could champ on it every day. Because the man is ready to go. So ready."

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_10482888

Eponymous

Killer makes most awesome high school photo ever

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/08/nyregion/08plo.html?scp=3&sq=sadek&st=cse

TRUE

From a letter from James Joyce to his wife:

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.

Tiddy Bear!

It's a pun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I&e

Eponymous

http://jengiese.blogspot.com/2008/08/oh-yeah.html

Eponymous

I am so serious at you.
http://www.siouxcityjournal.com/articles/2006/12/10/news/top/1a9d8ff1419deaac862572400014bc81.txt

Oh look it's your girlfriend 6

I love me some tranny tits.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqzsEUxervOzSsJNsz71_v9WqZSRyEagRUxgdpU-Kk-_Wi8znJZHu88S3MjHWxYdgiq-TkII0a4hiHAPe-g2Jys6iA7-xLRFHVSBFvWvRkPlI8r8ywm-z8a2kYwBnWR_Oik3BAUDF6Xik/s1600-h/jawbone2.jpg

Eponymous

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/26/science/26crow.html?ref=science

Eponymous, Goddammit Utah.

http://www.slweekly.com/index.cfm?do=article.details&id=74D4F71B-14D1-13A2-9F319BF518F752F2

Eponymous

Friedah Kahlos
http://stephan-zielinski.com/index.php?id=127
http://stephan-zielinski.com/index.php?id=128
http://stephan-zielinski.com/index.php?id=129

Eponymous

Wut.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article4476877.ece

Eponymous

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/world/5928101.html

Oh look it's your boyfriend

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/m4w/775647858.html

Oh look it's your girlfriend 5

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/IMG_1883_3_.JPG

Eponymous

THIS WILL WORK
http://www.stfree.com/

Eponymous

http://www.hotdollfordog.com/


...you know what this is

Oh look it's your girlfriend 4

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2941186.html

2 step shitty way to start your morning

Step 1: http://www.imeem.com/kinskisharyo/music/IAWMbVOx/jackson_c_frank_dialogue/

Step 2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_c_frank

Oh look it's your girlfriend 3

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?p=10488188

Eponymous: We hate them because they're poor

and rape our children. This has to be the most depressed I've felt for a pederast. Do you know that moment when his 14 year old son bought him this shirt because he didn't know where his dad was, but knew he hadn't been able to come with him and Daryl who kept saying he should call him dad?

Oh jesus.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080715/NEWS03/80715096

Thankyou internet

Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc.
rapeable

To learn more about rapeable visit Britannica.com

How to hire with circular logic

Stupidest quote for a book for smart people: "When you hire people smarter than you, you prove you are smarter than they are."

Eponymous

Look, I know it's shitty to pick on the most powerful man and blah, but, come on.

"[Bush] then punched the air while grinning widely"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/2277298/President-George-Bush-%27Goodbye-from-the-world%27s-biggest-polluter%27.html

Eponymous: local edition

cable car driver
what is your fucking problem
i’m trying to sleep
–nwillumsen

http://www.munihaiku.com/wp/?cat=66

Eponymous

http://www.spanish-fiestas.com/spanish-festivals/baby-jumping.htm

Eponymous

It's funny because it's helpless

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSSYD23519420080715?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

Eponymous

I'm here to win blogs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w536Alnon24

Eponymous

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1138246820080711?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

Eponymous

Cream between. heh.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulandstorm/sets/72157605164104316/

Eponymous: How you will die, child.

http://beinecke.library.yale.edu/dl_crosscollex/SetsSlideShowXC.asp?srchtype=ITEM

Oh look it's your girlfriend (First Thanksgiving version)

http://cache.wists.com/thumbnails/7/87/787d3e23a38f20823af31d92fad120c1-orig

Eponymous

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_problems_solved_by_MacGyver

Oh look it's your girlfriend

http://www.austmus.gov.au/fishes/fishfacts/images/megahdbhc.jpg

The Blog says it is true.

The name of the blog that picked up my press release?

"OJ is innocent. It was Tourisms"
http://tourism.bootcamps.com/2008/05/05/public-relations-global-network-expands-throughout-southeast-asia/

How to convince me to dicker

My spam filters failed at work and I've been subject to realizing myths of the web within my box.

Subject: Operation sex siege

You can now create fire in the hole with the largest bazooka in town http://www.biuholez.com

Gay.

Hear your gf scream as she gets stuck deep with your immeasurable love wand!

Make sure that this preparation is truly efficacious!

taken some significant force to subdue him."summoned to the Foreign Office to see a senior officerpermanent injunction on Thursday against the Child

I was fine with this one until the FO started fucking with the kid, or when I thought about my gf getting 'stuck deep'.

Gather your new sensations with the extra inch you gain within a month http://www.satoalent.com/

Wanna have a strong royal python, not a weak worm there?

Elongate the most essential part of your body!

showed no interest in their shares.disaster, but we almost always seemed to come together.a lull.
how these surgeons do it and he would need a rifle.... And
he wouldn't the boy's good spirits returned before they
passed stockgambling. This country can richly afford was
an egg in a plate and ten or a dozen little choice of either
means or agent. On the contrary, said, in the general conditionsthe
degree of moisture.

Goddamn that is the dirtiest thing I've ever heard.

Don't give your large lollipops to all the kids in town http://www.bleeaness.com/

Wait what?

Eponymous

http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/

Eponymous: Sadhouse

I really ought to have three other videos of an unrelated nature. GET IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSAWTfQXqkU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JANGFLIYH0o

Eponymous: We are not we!

I want this to be playing on several screens in a room

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=35995019

Owen Pallett as Dungeons and Dragons as Aetheism

http://www.youaintnopicasso.com/2006/04/18/qa-with-owen-pallett-of-final-fantasy/

hot scotch does well with pipe tobacco. I'm just surprised, is all.

Way to go Utah: Obamonkey

Even the ACLU guy is an ass, and the news anchor looks like she's holding a used condom and can't believe she has to report on it. Good job doing something accidentally racist and then talking about yourself for 5 minutes, Utah.

http://www.breitbart.tv/html/113013.html

4/5 Chris Buttars

Eponymous

Weekends = crying in the morning

True ratings bordello workers have given johns

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