Oh look it's your boyfriend

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/m4w/775647858.html

Oh look it's your girlfriend 5

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/IMG_1883_3_.JPG

Eponymous

THIS WILL WORK
http://www.stfree.com/

Eponymous

http://www.hotdollfordog.com/


...you know what this is

Oh look it's your girlfriend 4

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2941186.html

2 step shitty way to start your morning

Step 1: http://www.imeem.com/kinskisharyo/music/IAWMbVOx/jackson_c_frank_dialogue/

Step 2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_c_frank

Oh look it's your girlfriend 3

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?p=10488188

Eponymous: We hate them because they're poor

and rape our children. This has to be the most depressed I've felt for a pederast. Do you know that moment when his 14 year old son bought him this shirt because he didn't know where his dad was, but knew he hadn't been able to come with him and Daryl who kept saying he should call him dad?

Oh jesus.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080715/NEWS03/80715096

Thankyou internet

Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc.
rapeable

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How to hire with circular logic

Stupidest quote for a book for smart people: "When you hire people smarter than you, you prove you are smarter than they are."

Eponymous

Look, I know it's shitty to pick on the most powerful man and blah, but, come on.

"[Bush] then punched the air while grinning widely"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/2277298/President-George-Bush-%27Goodbye-from-the-world%27s-biggest-polluter%27.html

Eponymous: local edition

cable car driver
what is your fucking problem
i’m trying to sleep
–nwillumsen

http://www.munihaiku.com/wp/?cat=66

Eponymous

http://www.spanish-fiestas.com/spanish-festivals/baby-jumping.htm

Eponymous

It's funny because it's helpless

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSSYD23519420080715?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

Eponymous

I'm here to win blogs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w536Alnon24

Eponymous

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1138246820080711?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

Eponymous

Cream between. heh.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulandstorm/sets/72157605164104316/

Eponymous: How you will die, child.

http://beinecke.library.yale.edu/dl_crosscollex/SetsSlideShowXC.asp?srchtype=ITEM

Oh look it's your girlfriend (First Thanksgiving version)

http://cache.wists.com/thumbnails/7/87/787d3e23a38f20823af31d92fad120c1-orig

Eponymous

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_problems_solved_by_MacGyver

Oh look it's your girlfriend

http://www.austmus.gov.au/fishes/fishfacts/images/megahdbhc.jpg

The Blog says it is true.

The name of the blog that picked up my press release?

"OJ is innocent. It was Tourisms"
http://tourism.bootcamps.com/2008/05/05/public-relations-global-network-expands-throughout-southeast-asia/