Linkerton Detective

Childhood Rogering

2009-05-17T18:01:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzAQu23t19A&

Work Atrocity #2

2009-05-17T17:56:00.001-07:00

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ofc/1168081921.html

Meet and greet all visitors with a smile
Answer phones and direct calls to appropriate employees
Handle all incoming requests, enquiries and complaints
Serve as initial point of contact
Respond to all incoming emails to company public email addresses
Update and distribute employee phone list
Assist in on board facilitation of new employees
Maintain common areas
Distribute mail and packages
Maintain supplies at all stations and arrange for repair for office equipment as needed.
Assist Executive level staff as required
Special projects as needed

Requirements
- Minimum three years Reception experience or experience as a stripper or nurse
- Professional dancer or positive attitude
- Excellent written and oral communication skills
- Excellent flexibility
- Interest in sustainability
- Flexibility in a growing and evolving fun environment
- Intermediate knowledge of MS Office, especially Excel and Word; and ability to troubleshoot for our office staff

Work Atrocity #1

2009-05-17T17:35:00.000-07:00

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ofc/1173164939.html

The salary range is 30-35K. Must be available to work 60-70 hour weeks with core office hours M-F 10-7.

This is only awesome because it's fucking Mickey Dolenz

2009-02-17T12:20:00.000-08:00

http://sadandbeautifulworld.tumblr.com/post/47929285/when-kids-are-adorable-6-generally-children-are

Japan is grounded

2009-02-15T20:01:00.000-08:00

Can you call a Chinese person who moved to Japan a Japanda?

Also - wut:

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/02/15/american-gay-pr0n-st.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfB5iWAOjyM&eurl=http://www.boingboing.net/2009/02/15/american-gay-pr0n-st.html

Hey look it's your Valentine's Day

2009-02-15T01:50:00.000-08:00

http://ffffound.com/image/c2336a9f565de3f81d5d00ee40dc464684197ec7

Alfred HatchCaw

2009-02-14T20:43:00.000-08:00

As per usual, the polish one is best

http://www.puppiesandflowers.com/archives/2009/01/hitchcocks_the_birds_posters_a.html

Goddammit Nerds

2009-02-12T13:25:00.000-08:00

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20121538

You do it to yourself.

There are no better songs

2009-02-10T23:01:00.000-08:00

There is no more reason to create. We are done here.

http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics

I mean it.

2009-02-09T21:37:00.001-08:00

It's not glandular.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

You can shave the baby baby

2009-02-09T15:35:00.000-08:00

Is apparently what the Chinese says. I guess they're encouraging/hitting on you.

http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=18529&sid=5c4e22c06c853153f48144ecba3f4022

Charles Mansane

2009-02-09T14:44:00.001-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2oZWpqtNi4&eurl=http://www.videosift.com/video/Charles-Mansons-Epic-Answer-24-sec

NSFW - Spanish wrestler porn

2009-02-09T14:36:00.001-08:00

http://superwoobinda.tumblr.com/

This is what Japan thinks our President does.

2009-02-09T14:30:00.002-08:00

Step 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Genl242_ZU8

Step 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxTsjb46ECA

What is amazing is this game, predominetly in English, was released on Japana. I assume it's because they didn't want to give us any ideas of how awesome we could become.

Some commentary, that, frankly, isn't mine, and is unimportant.

You don't have time for that.

2009-02-09T14:30:00.001-08:00

http://www.inhabitat.com/2009/01/19/moss-carpet-by-nguyen-la-chanh/

Goat.Steal

2009-02-09T14:27:00.002-08:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090123/od_nm/us_goat

You don't have time for that.

2009-02-09T14:27:00.001-08:00

http://www.mybadpad.com/fun-stuff/10-bizarre-but-useful-appliance-combinations

I always thought NannerPuss ment something else

2009-02-09T14:23:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJocvK4yZ0U

You don't get it, Rick.

2009-01-07T00:01:00.001-08:00

You just don't get it.

Theramunk

2009-01-06T23:56:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkp9bDGDd1w

Oh look it's your girlfriend's car

2009-01-06T23:53:00.000-08:00

http://www.urlesque.com/2008/12/23/has-edwin-wurms-art-gained-weight/

Politicallatonce

2008-10-29T16:01:00.000-07:00

http://www.236.com/video/2008/watch_synchronized_presidentia_9857.php

Goddammit everyone

2008-10-28T19:36:00.000-07:00

Crazy Mormons? Or crazy about Mormons?

The below is as I found it:
http://www.scari.org/mormon-hapless.html

Pregnant with fecund symbolism Joseph Smith welcomes us unto the alter of the Mormon Organ

Melchizedek Priesthood: Joseph Smith, the Mormon Organ and the Mormon Myth Machine

Unemployement Day 1

2008-10-27T12:24:00.000-07:00

THIS IS MY FUTURE:
"Come join the fast-paced world of pet apparel!"

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ofc/891854611.html

Oh yes. Unemployement was a good decision.

DJ Spooky = AUTHOR?!

2008-10-27T12:19:00.000-07:00

Woah, so, people have more than one interest:

Finally, on Thursday the 30th, you might join me in North Beach and hear the world-famous DJ Spooky at City Lights at 7 PM. He’ll read from and discuss the book he edited, Sound Unbound: Sampling Digital Music and Culture. Said book includes a “groundbreaking mix CD,” according to the publisher’s description, which features “Nam Jun Paik, the Dada Movement, John Cage, Sonic Youth, and many other examples of avant-garde music. Most of the CD’s content comes from the archives of Sub Rosa, a legendary record label that has been the benchmark for archival sounds since the beginnings of electronic music.” The book also features an introduction by Steve Reich and a foreword by Cory Doctorow, which might give you an idea of the contents. (Awful pun intended!)

-http://sf.metblogs.com/2008/10/24/books-upcoming-events/

I have to admit, it would be kinda nifty to see.

Just because a cat's doing it doesn't make it right

2008-10-26T18:17:00.001-07:00

It makes it wrong.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C5KuG0gMMf8

Thank you San Francisco Chronicle

2008-10-21T12:50:00.000-07:00

Palin also claimed religion and God had been "mocked" during the campaign, although she offered no evidence to support that.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/20/politics/p134009D09.DTL

So glad we've finally figured that out.

Eponymous

2008-10-20T23:02:00.000-07:00

The rare SFW tag
http://www.yhchang.com/CUNNILINGUS_IN_NORTH_KOREA.html

Nightmare fuel

2008-10-20T19:25:00.000-07:00

I am not very sneaky with this one because I think you might know what it is that you will see here:
http://www.videosift.com/video/40000-Crickets-Eat-a-Whole-Head-of-Lettuce-in-One-Hour

A certain circle of hell is full of these, everywhere, everywhere

2008-10-15T13:04:00.000-07:00

http://www.coloribus.com/paedia/reels/2008/10/7/514025/

All of childhood was like this

2008-10-14T16:18:00.001-07:00

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/10year_old_tennessee_boy_enlis.php

Get in adequate

2008-10-14T16:14:00.000-07:00

http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/enindex.html

Doll fins

2008-10-14T16:11:00.000-07:00

http://www.innespace.com/index.html

AUGH!

2008-10-09T11:50:00.001-07:00

Art is broken

http://horsesinart.com/

Who says Martha Stewart's proposals aren't modest?

2008-10-08T09:04:00.001-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-wj6ppCYM8

Eponymous

2008-10-02T12:10:00.000-07:00

WE ARE NOT WE!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=824_1222873258

NSFW - Katie's a dick

2008-09-29T14:50:00.000-07:00

She has made me see this. So must you.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/labor_day_weekend_now_with_mor.php

The internet has never forgotten 1997

2008-09-29T14:48:00.000-07:00

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

Epnoymous: somebody said: Just let a squirrel eat a chunk of my sandwich directly out of my penis. I am an easy mark.

2008-09-19T10:22:00.001-07:00

http://twenis.com/

Ad rants is on the rag

2008-09-19T10:22:00.000-07:00

best line from the rant - "On the few days our bodies tell us that no spawn has grafted onto our insides, we have two options: one, to push a hard nub of cotton into our bodies with a piece of plastic shaped like a syringe; or two, to slowly and miserably secrete fluid onto an item whose sponsor has made painstaking efforts to convince us it is not a diaper."

http://www.adrants.com/2008/03/funny-how-different-things-look-when.php

Sports - actualizing metaphors like a touchdown there.

2008-09-17T15:10:00.000-07:00

Purdy: Sharks coach ready to go
Todd McLellan, the Sharks' new coach, has not yet decorated his office. But it really ought to have a horse bit mounted on the wall. That way, McLellan could champ on it every day. Because the man is ready to go. So ready."

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_10482888

Eponymous

2008-09-08T09:36:00.001-07:00

Killer makes most awesome high school photo ever

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/08/nyregion/08plo.html?scp=3&sq=sadek&st=cse

TRUE

2008-09-06T12:10:00.001-07:00

From a letter from James Joyce to his wife:

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.

Tiddy Bear!

2008-09-05T13:39:00.000-07:00

It's a pun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I&e

Eponymous

2008-09-02T08:56:00.001-07:00

http://jengiese.blogspot.com/2008/08/oh-yeah.html

Eponymous

2008-08-28T14:11:00.000-07:00

I am so serious at you.
http://www.siouxcityjournal.com/articles/2006/12/10/news/top/1a9d8ff1419deaac862572400014bc81.txt

Oh look it's your girlfriend 6

2008-08-26T10:19:00.000-07:00

I love me some tranny tits.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__XCWUd8FFjQ/SLQGidMl-0I/AAAAAAAAEEQ/8bwXAwwzxqY/s1600-h/jawbone2.jpg

Eponymous

2008-08-26T09:56:00.001-07:00

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/26/science/26crow.html?ref=science

Eponymous, Goddammit Utah.

2008-08-09T00:32:00.000-07:00

http://www.slweekly.com/index.cfm?do=article.details&id=74D4F71B-14D1-13A2-9F319BF518F752F2

Eponymous

2008-08-07T17:33:00.000-07:00

Friedah Kahlos
http://stephan-zielinski.com/index.php?id=127
http://stephan-zielinski.com/index.php?id=128
http://stephan-zielinski.com/index.php?id=129

Eponymous

2008-08-07T15:35:00.000-07:00

Wut.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article4476877.ece

Eponymous

2008-08-06T11:02:00.001-07:00

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/world/5928101.html

Oh look it's your boyfriend

2008-07-31T09:30:00.000-07:00

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/m4w/775647858.html

Oh look it's your girlfriend 5

2008-07-29T11:06:00.001-07:00

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/IMG_1883_3_.JPG

Eponymous

2008-07-29T09:52:00.001-07:00

THIS WILL WORK
http://www.stfree.com/

Eponymous

2008-07-27T13:57:00.001-07:00

http://www.hotdollfordog.com/

...you know what this is

Oh look it's your girlfriend 4

2008-07-27T13:56:00.000-07:00

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2941186.html

2 step shitty way to start your morning

2008-07-25T00:01:00.000-07:00

Step 1: http://www.imeem.com/kinskisharyo/music/IAWMbVOx/jackson_c_frank_dialogue/

Step 2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_c_frank

Oh look it's your girlfriend 3

2008-07-24T23:59:00.001-07:00

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?p=10488188

Eponymous: We hate them because they're poor

2008-07-24T23:56:00.000-07:00

and rape our children. This has to be the most depressed I've felt for a pederast. Do you know that moment when his 14 year old son bought him this shirt because he didn't know where his dad was, but knew he hadn't been able to come with him and Daryl who kept saying he should call him dad?

Oh jesus.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080715/NEWS03/80715096

Thankyou internet

2008-07-20T22:04:00.001-07:00

Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc.
rapeable

To learn more about rapeable visit Britannica.com

How to hire with circular logic

2008-07-18T16:50:00.000-07:00

Stupidest quote for a book for smart people: "When you hire people smarter than you, you prove you are smarter than they are."

Eponymous

2008-07-17T09:58:00.000-07:00

Look, I know it's shitty to pick on the most powerful man and blah, but, come on.

"[Bush] then punched the air while grinning widely"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/2277298/President-George-Bush-%27Goodbye-from-the-world%27s-biggest-polluter%27.html

Eponymous: local edition

2008-07-17T09:57:00.000-07:00

cable car driver
what is your fucking problem
i’m trying to sleep
–nwillumsen

http://www.munihaiku.com/wp/?cat=66

Eponymous

2008-07-16T16:51:00.000-07:00

http://www.spanish-fiestas.com/spanish-festivals/baby-jumping.htm

Eponymous

2008-07-15T10:55:00.001-07:00

It's funny because it's helpless

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSSYD23519420080715?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

Eponymous

2008-07-12T14:08:00.001-07:00

I'm here to win blogs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w536Alnon24

Eponymous

2008-07-11T13:40:00.000-07:00

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1138246820080711?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

Eponymous

2008-07-10T09:30:00.000-07:00

Cream between. heh.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulandstorm/sets/72157605164104316/

Eponymous: How you will die, child.

2008-07-03T22:32:00.000-07:00

http://beinecke.library.yale.edu/dl_crosscollex/SetsSlideShowXC.asp?srchtype=ITEM

Oh look it's your girlfriend (First Thanksgiving version)

2008-07-02T23:48:00.000-07:00

http://cache.wists.com/thumbnails/7/87/787d3e23a38f20823af31d92fad120c1-orig

Eponymous

2008-07-01T23:11:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_problems_solved_by_MacGyver

Oh look it's your girlfriend

2008-07-01T21:49:00.001-07:00

http://www.austmus.gov.au/fishes/fishfacts/images/megahdbhc.jpg

The Blog says it is true.

2008-07-01T17:18:00.001-07:00

The name of the blog that picked up my press release?

"OJ is innocent. It was Tourisms"
http://tourism.bootcamps.com/2008/05/05/public-relations-global-network-expands-throughout-southeast-asia/

How to convince me to dicker

2008-06-30T08:37:00.000-07:00

My spam filters failed at work and I've been subject to realizing myths of the web within my box.

Subject: Operation sex siege

You can now create fire in the hole with the largest bazooka in town http://www.biuholez.com

Gay.

Hear your gf scream as she gets stuck deep with your immeasurable love wand!

Make sure that this preparation is truly efficacious!

taken some significant force to subdue him."summoned to the Foreign Office to see a senior officerpermanent injunction on Thursday against the Child

I was fine with this one until the FO started fucking with the kid, or when I thought about my gf getting 'stuck deep'.

Gather your new sensations with the extra inch you gain within a month http://www.satoalent.com/

Wanna have a strong royal python, not a weak worm there?

Elongate the most essential part of your body!
showed no interest in their shares.disaster, but we almost always seemed to come together.a lull.
how these surgeons do it and he would need a rifle.... And
he wouldn't the boy's good spirits returned before they
passed stockgambling. This country can richly afford was
an egg in a plate and ten or a dozen little choice of either
means or agent. On the contrary, said, in the general conditionsthe
degree of moisture.

Goddamn that is the dirtiest thing I've ever heard.

Don't give your large lollipops to all the kids in town http://www.bleeaness.com/

Wait what?

Eponymous

2008-06-23T11:50:00.001-07:00

http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/

Eponymous: Sadhouse

2008-06-22T14:15:00.000-07:00

I really ought to have three other videos of an unrelated nature. GET IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSAWTfQXqkU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JANGFLIYH0o

Eponymous: We are not we!

2008-06-19T11:23:00.000-07:00

I want this to be playing on several screens in a room

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=35995019

Owen Pallett as Dungeons and Dragons as Aetheism

2008-06-16T20:26:00.000-07:00

http://www.youaintnopicasso.com/2006/04/18/qa-with-owen-pallett-of-final-fantasy/

hot scotch does well with pipe tobacco. I'm just surprised, is all.

Way to go Utah: Obamonkey

2008-06-16T09:58:00.000-07:00

Even the ACLU guy is an ass, and the news anchor looks like she's holding a used condom and can't believe she has to report on it. Good job doing something accidentally racist and then talking about yourself for 5 minutes, Utah.

http://www.breitbart.tv/html/113013.html

4/5 Chris Buttars

Eponymous

2008-06-04T15:22:00.000-07:00

Weekends = crying in the morning

True ratings bordello workers have given johns

2008-05-23T22:48:00.000-07:00

These are my ratings for the whores (the difference between a whore and a sex worker is a decimal point. And you can't lovingly call someone a whore. or a sex worker. decimal point, right.) who review their johns, who they are paid to make feel good because nothing says friendship like an hourly rate. Keep in mind, I'm not rating the prostitutes on their given profession of dollar over hour = knob sneezers, but on the emotional aspect of their forum writing. The fact that they keep this forum is incredible, and I wish all of the prostitutes nothing but happiness and success. It's on the dresser.

sunnys77 - *(that's one star, I guess I hate this)
I assume 77 isn't her birthdate, but there's no picture and 31 is not awful. I would imagine she would prefer to say she's sunnys86, so she's probably sunnys64.

The main problem with sunnys77 (who signs everything Amelie anyway, so, yeah. Not sure why she came up with another name but I don't know any women who make money specifically with their vaginas so I don't know much) is she doesn't put any effort in.

Wow..What a Wonderful GFE I had with a gent from Cally..He was so perfect,so gentle....And he wil be back..

Always...Ameile...

Now look there's nothing wrong here - it's direct it's nice. If I was Cally I'd be satisfied if confused because I was so perfect and so gentle because those are separate now. Clicked and content that she loves me with the waves crashing at my back and soothed by the gentle hush of rollerblades on the boardwalk, I'd get ready to go to bed with images of Ameile's meat pocket gyrating in my dreams like the skin from a shar pei tied to a ceiling fan, but then I'd see that last line. How could I go to sleep with that? I'd find a pattern on her other posts

Another afternoon delight with Mr. Motorcross.... He was young and vibrant and will be back soon....

Always, Ameile....

and

His birthday is the end of April and that he will be back to
celebrate with me....

and I would find a knife. In my hand. And I'd oh who am I kidding she's right.

Alicia - ***(3/5)
Alicia's great and I love her but she has a problem:

I had the pleasure of partying with a real kind gentleman who was a new cummer! He was worried that he wouldnt be able to cum, but I made it happen for him!! we both had a happy ending!! I hope he will come back and visit the house again on his next buisness trip..

and

I met Mr. jflop for the first time, we have been messaging each other for about a week and he came in this morning! I really enjoyed our time together, he was the first man that took his time to worship my breast! It was so relaxing He thought he was going to have trouble keeping it up or cum'n, but I made it happen for him! We were both pleased!!

Okay fine maybe they were nervous, but do you have to? you have to tell the internet that I was worried I was going to pull a Dole? I suppose there is the self promotion that must be number one (money for money, friends) and what better way to bring in the dollars than enticing the doleful man with his soggy crinklecut, angrily whispering at his gelatinous member to do something, just DO something, to toss his oatmeal sausage up your ham barn and other foods. I'm not saying Alicia's wrong for herself, but prostitutes are supposed to keep up at least the varnish of self disregard.

Debi Devine - *****(5/5)

"I had the pleasure of partying woth a wonderful man from Oregon. He had me cumming over and over and over again. My pussy got so wet, that I had soaked my sheet. I got off numerous times before he did. After it was his turn to exxxplode, I cleaned him up and we sat and chatted for a few. I had to throw him out my room before I kept him overnight, cuz he made my secret feel so right!! I hope that he cums back in before he leaves! Thanks again, Mr. Oh my goodness, Oregon! "

and

2night I had the pleasure of meeting a wonderful from man. Thank you for so much pleasure; he had me cumming over and over on his cock. He had a little interest in myself and another lady upon his return. Hopefully I can intice him into going into the Asian room along with myself and her. While we were in our party, he had me cumming all over his cock (yes, I realize I said it twice, cuz it was soooo nice!). I can't wait until Sunday. Hopefully we will see u soon!

On the forum, it says over her picture "Sexiness: 6"
Aw man, she's the best.

(You can check yourself - http://www.worldfamousbrothel.com/forum/index.php?board=12.30)

Linkerton Detective

Childhood Rogering

Work Atrocity #2

Work Atrocity #1

This is only awesome because it's fucking Mickey Dolenz

Japan is grounded

Hey look it's your Valentine's Day

Alfred HatchCaw

Goddammit Nerds

There are no better songs

I mean it.

You can shave the baby baby

More linke Gayleatoric, amirite?

Charles Mansane

NSFW - Spanish wrestler porn

This is what Japan thinks our President does.

You don't have time for that.

Goat.Steal

You don't have time for that.

I always thought NannerPuss ment something else

You don't get it, Rick.

Theramunk

Oh look it's your girlfriend's car

Politicallatonce

Goddammit everyone

Unemployement Day 1

DJ Spooky = AUTHOR?!

Just because a cat's doing it doesn't make it right

Thank you San Francisco Chronicle

Eponymous

Nightmare fuel

A certain circle of hell is full of these, everywhere, everywhere

All of childhood was like this

Get in adequate

Doll fins

AUGH!

Who says Martha Stewart's proposals aren't modest?

Eponymous

NSFW - Katie's a dick

The internet has never forgotten 1997

Epnoymous: somebody said: Just let a squirrel eat a chunk of my sandwich directly out of my penis. I am an easy mark.

Ad rants is on the rag

Sports - actualizing metaphors like a touchdown there.

Eponymous

TRUE

Tiddy Bear!

Eponymous

Eponymous

Oh look it's your girlfriend 6

Eponymous

Eponymous, Goddammit Utah.

Eponymous

Eponymous

Eponymous

Oh look it's your boyfriend

Oh look it's your girlfriend 5

Eponymous

Eponymous

Oh look it's your girlfriend 4

2 step shitty way to start your morning

Oh look it's your girlfriend 3

Eponymous: We hate them because they're poor

Thankyou internet

How to hire with circular logic

Eponymous

Eponymous: local edition

Eponymous

Eponymous

Eponymous

Eponymous

Eponymous

Eponymous: How you will die, child.

Oh look it's your girlfriend (First Thanksgiving version)

Eponymous

Oh look it's your girlfriend

The Blog says it is true.

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